Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
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