im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
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