I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
Randomize
