i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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