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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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