i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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