This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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