Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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