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say what?
wanna hang out?
okay pat passed out under dana's car
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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