Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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