My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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