She announced her abortion via fbk
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I think this conversation is over.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.