Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
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And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
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I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.