You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
How external is "for external use only"?
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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