rhymes with "ouble enetration"
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
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