p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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