my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
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I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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