You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
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There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
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My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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