I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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