He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I enjoy the company of your penis
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