i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
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In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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