And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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