WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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