i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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