Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
She is in my trunk
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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