i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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