I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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