Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
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He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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