If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
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I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
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Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.