the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
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you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods