Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.