he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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