yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
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The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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