i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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