Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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