Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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