there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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