so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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