so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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