yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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