dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
