'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
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