That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
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Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
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