If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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