scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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