Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
just tell him i said nine months
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
