A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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