I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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