it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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