I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
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not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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