Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
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Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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