why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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