we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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