This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
