So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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