The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
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