How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
The feeling are messing with the penis
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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