dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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