Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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